The funny things in Life

I woke up today, but guess what I found? A big pot of chicken stew on top of my fake crown. I Wondered how it got there, I wondered why... But all I really did was eat a pie. When I got to school the very next day, I saw a big pig on top of my seat, boy he was heavy as 100 pounds of meat. When I got home ,I went straight to sleep to find my self waking up from a dream.