Eirisa and Ismails Date Poem

Many thanks to CC & P's Date Poem Challenge. Female perspective written by Ismail, Male perspective written by Eirisa :O)

TOM
I washed my bomb of a car today,
Scrubbed her red body up nice and clean,
Vacuumed and polished my fully sick interior,
Made sure she smelt and look squeaky clean.

Just in case my new date would like,
To have a moment in my back seat,
This reminded me to hurry up and shower
And put some deodoriser on my feet.

SAMANTHA
Afternoon the sun was radiating,
Down the steps I go to start exercising,
Hoping to accent my features,
Make men drool over my figure while fantasising.

An hour of aerobics and cardio workouts,
Hoping to get Halle Berry's buns so lusciously petite,
Sweat trickling down my hourglass figure,
All the exercise made me feel slightly weak.

TOM
I jumped into the shower nice and hot,
Over my buff body the water ran down,
Had a play with my big member "the man",
Washed my hair and all around.

Out I hopped into a towel warm and toasty,
In front of the mirror I did stand with pride,
Flexing my muscles and striking my poses,
I put on the coolest outfit I was able to find.

SAMANTHA
Up the stairs I go tap tap tap tap,
Onto the toilet, ready to have an aromatic bath,
A shower I took next as I caressed myself with lotion,
Its aroma was the scent of an oceanic aftermath.

Sexy I was, posing in front of the mirror,
Brushing my hair and counting from one hundred to one,
Dreaming of our first date going so well,
I started moisturising putting on my lippy, the scarlet red plum.

TOM
I pulled up into her driveway,
My heart beating a million miles an hour,
My breath it almost stopped knocking on her door,
Her sister said she was still in the shower.

Still in the shower? Holy crap!
I thought me and this chick had a date,
But that's just girls for you I'm guessing,
Plus she was hot as was her sister Kate.

SAMANTHA
Realised my date arrived a few minutes ago,
"I'll be there Tom" I assured my beau,
Beauty like a fine art needs a certain finesse,
It took forty five minutes to decide on a dress - the red or blue?

Finally after an hour and half,
I came down and found my sister had apologised on my behalf,
"Whoa you look like a supermodel" Tom remarked,
Went outside, I noticed his car was most meticulously parked.

TOM
Damn was all I could say to myself,
That Samantha chick had a behind so fine,
Shame she didn't wanna get into my back seat,
Would have made our date all that more devine.

SAMANTHA
Dinner and a movie what fun it was
Noticed him leering at my boobs...what a cute jerk,
Returned home by my curfew and a gave him a kiss goodnight,
What a sweety, our date was definetly not hard work.

TOM
What a sweet kiss goodnight
I contemplated sticking in the tongue,
But instead I just gawked at her beauty,
And slid my hands down on her bum.

SAMANTHA
I cannot believe he grabbed my ass,
Especially on our first date,
He's lucky he was cute and his car was clean,
I could consider him a potential mate.

TOM
I guess I'll invite her on another date,
Perhaps a meal together next week,
Yeah just to see her tits again,
I'll keep my fingers crossed for a peek.