Forgive me God for being human
but you made me that way.
That is enough if you can't tolerate heaven
then you must go to hell.
God, it is dark down here
and I can't find the light.
Jeez, will you ever mature?
OK, here are some flames.
Are you happy now?
God, it is too hot down here.
But you said you wanted light.
You shouldn't be such a hot head.
God, I am lonely down here.
Can't you ever be satisfied.
OK, I am sending you a friend.
God, she complains too much.
What is it with you?
Where did I go wrong?
Does she remind you of anyone you know?
God, that is not funny.
