There once was a giraffe
named Steve, who liked
cantaloupes and poop
he is so short because he
was amputated at Niagara Falls
with his mom, Kidensha
she was a big purple hippo
how they knew was that she
was really a fat heterosexual
female I don't know why but she
kissed a fly so she wouldn't die
and made a pie but she'd lie
and travel to Bosnia too meet
Barney and Baby Bop and that
yellow tyrano-whatsit and kicked
him in the pancreas and spit on
Sarah's face who Sarah is a
wannabe tyrano-whatsit because
she want to rule the country of
Uruguay and then she...
dies.
