There once was a big bootay
and it had a name which was
Calvin Bootaynanomous
it was an extremely large being
with a mustache that was made
from a tyrannosaurus
he lived in the country
"Mindyalwaysrulesovereveryone-
becausesheisaprincess" land
and his servant Gustoff was aroused so he decided to h*mp
a platypus and then he
splooged in a water bottle
and gave it to a poor little girl
named Boobacious Barneysville
and she drank it while not knowing
what was in it, and
died.
