Melissa...

There once was Melissa, just an awesome girl,
She would look up at a ceiling fan, and around she would whirl.
She went with Erika to band shows, which was really fun,
She made her get SO tired when she made her run.

Anyway, she liked this guy named Patrick Martin Stump,
She likes his face, and she likes his rump.
So, then one day, at an awesome party,
Melissa met Patrick, and out came a little farty :)

He thought it was really cool, so he said "marry me now!"
So she did, now they live happily ever, WOW!

~*Who Cares?*~

Yeah, my friend is obsessed, and in the middle of the supposed to be love story, I got bored.