You think I am happy
Hah! You fool!
My smile is real pretty, isn't it?
Yea you think I am a genuine jewel.
I am the pearl you harvested
After years of patients,
I emerge all shiny and white
You genius mentor! Congratulations!
You locked me up
Then graciously set me free
Oh thank you! Thank you!
Without you, what would I be?
You know, it is amazing
What I can make you believe
Paint a smile on and stay positive
And a happy person you will see.
Oh boy, I think I harbor a mental disorder
Woo-hoo lucky me
I am pretty sure its major depression
Or it's borderline schizotypal
Yay for abnormal psychology!