YOUR PASH GIVES ME A RASH

There's a boy that I know
Who wears his pants way too low
What's 1+1, he wouldn't have a clue.

His face is always red
He's still stuck in that old shed
And when it comes to girls,
They don't want to get in his bed!

Doing his style, he walked into the toilet door
He was crying and screaming on the floor
Listens to sesame street, he is way too hard core

Works at a petrol station, still doesn't know how to pump
His ass a saggy lump
Struggling to pay his bills

Eating his curry puff
Lets out a big huff
What did his mother put in their
He doesn't give a stuff

Boiled his eggs too hard
His face then looks as if eaten by a shark
He wears a paper bad over his head
Tried to wax his legs, turned all red

Theres this boy that I know
I can't tell you who...
But when he kissed a GUY...
He got the flu!!