School is Out ( from a junor high teacher's perspective)

by Nate   May 26, 2006


No more students vacant looks,
No more, Oh I forgot my books,
No more putting papers in the wrong tray,
No more hearing, Oh do we have a test today?

No more, My homework got ate by the dog.
No more, I am not cutting up no nasty frog.
No more hearing, What is my grade?
No more, Oh look what the cafeteria almost made.

No more saying, Spit that gum out.
No more, I sat in gum. Who is the lout?
No more hearing, I am goin sue you!
No more, Hey what is happenin dude?

No more hearing, I left my project at home.
No more parent calls on the phone.
No more hearing, I failed because he hates me.
No more saying, For tearing up that book you owe a fee.

No more hearing, Well my daddy said....
No more, I am late because I could not get out of bed.
No more hearing, Mister, Johnny is looking at my thong.
No more saying, Nope that is wrong.

No more hearing, I really hate this class.
No more, I really gotta go. Can I have the bathroom pass.
No more hearing, I do not get it.
No more wasting my sarcastic wit.

No more parents saying, How can I get my kid to pass?
No more saying, How bout you just whipping his a_ _!!!!!

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  • 18 years ago

    by Bobbi

    Lol ..i love the last two lines ...so true .......great poem!!!
    -----Bobbi Jo

  • 18 years ago

    by Simon Hayes

    Great writing... I enjoyed this one. A great rhythm to it. An interesting concept for "school's out".

  • 18 years ago

    by Kaylee

    Hey Tie Guy. This actually made me laugh as I used the excuse, "He hates me." a couple of times before and I refused to dissect the grasshopper they wanted us to. The repetition made the poem work. I loved it.