Larry king masterbates (part 5)

by tori UNK   May 29, 2006


Seth- ok so im thinking about calling the Lesbian bar
down on Talwood ave.

Jim- whats wrong with the Gay bar?

Seth- i called to many times..they thretened to call
the cops

Jim- um Seth?

Seth- Yeah man?

Jim- I thought you said you had Caller blocker id
thing...?

Seth-do you wanna prank phone call people or not??

-Seth dials Lesbian bar-

-Bartender answers-

Bartender- Can i help you?

Seth- yes. yes. yes you may.

Bartender- With?

Seth- I have some good news and bad news

Bartender- Wich is?

Seth- The bad news is i gave my teacher the finger and
the good news is i just saved a bunch of money of my
car insurence by switching to geico.

-Seth hangs up-

Seth- OH MAN!

Jim- HA THAT WAS SO FUNNY I ALMOST CRIED!

Seth-You werent even paying attention

Jim- WAS TO!

Seth- what did i say huh?

-Jim mumbles-

...go to part 6

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