Larry king masterbates (part 7)

Jim walks in his room and turns on larry king-

Jim- SHIT im late

-On screen larry king interviewing Tom cruise-

Larry- I have some confessions to make.

Tom- yeah we all do

Larry- well i have three to tell all you folks out there

Tom- share

-Larry laughs and sneezes in toms direction-

Larry- well for one thing. We\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re gonna stop making the show.

-Aduience awws-

Larry- yeah. its true. My 6 year old son is going through puberty. And he needs me.

-Tom burst out laughing-

-Larry angerly says...

Larry- WE DIDNT LAUGH WHEN YOU HAD A BABY WITH SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER

-Tom looks sad-

-Tom starts banging his head on the table-

Larry- ahhh thats better.
Anyways back to what i was saying.
My next exsuse

-larry fake coughs-

larry- i...i mean my next \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"reason\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" is that my tie-dye pants got puked on and bruned. dont ask about that. and my 3d reason..

-tom stops banging his head-

Larry- hey. i didnt say you could stop

-Tom spits at larry and continues to bang his head on the table-

-Larry gives tom a sex look-

Larry- And my 3d reason is that...

-Larry mumbles-

-Tom asks a questions while banging his head-

Tom- what was that sir?

Larry- ok ok ok fine i Masterbate, i cant control it! ITS LIKE A FAT KID IN A CANDY STORE! HE JUST CANT STOP EATING!

-Tom stops banging his head-

-larry gives tom a sex look-

-tom gets up slowly and walks away-

-tom trips over fake donkey-

-Jim in shock-

-Jim starts crying histaricly-

...go to part 8