Yo, beat this my dawg:
Thee magic dragon lives by my side.
He breathes out hot flames and flies in the sky.
You think you know him but in real life,
it's just the fake one we put out there
to watch you people try and be friends with it.
Does it talk back? Didn't think so.
Maybe next time it will take you on an airplane ride.
Don't count on it though because remember, it's fake!
The only real one is the one right next to me and
it never leaves my side. It is scared of all of you.
You can meet him but it may bite you.