Dawn Of The Dead

Whats wrong, hon?
It just dawned on me that I am dead.
Oh, wow, that must be terrible!
Yeah, it is.
I feel so lifeless.
Oh, that sounds so tragic!
It sure is.
I have never been dead before.
So how long do you think you will be dead?
I am not sure.
I hope not long.
Do you want to join me and the other zombies?
I would but I can't move.
I am dead, remember?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
What are you doing?
You shouldn't play with dead things.
Stop tickling me!
Can't the dead get any rest?
OK, darn it; I am getting up.
Thanks for the resurrection.