Changes I would make

TITLE: Changes I would make
BY: Nate aka The Tie Guy
TYPE: Funny
CLUB: Coffee..Conversations and Poetry

My first decree would be to say,
it is a parkway not a driveway.
The car is parked any fool can see,
so it is a parkway, I would decree.

The second correction I would make,
is to swap some salaries around for heavens sake.
How about teachers being paid a million a year,
and ball players being paid just enough to get a beer.

Then I would make all those droopy drawer boys pull up their pants,
and make all the negative people say I think I can instead of I think I cants.
Next I would neuter and spade all the ignorant homo sapiens,
because they should not reproduce, to me it offends.

Politicians, now there is a group of idiots,
getting all dressed up and putting on the Ritz.
Then vote their pocketbooks, and that is no lie.
I say they get one term, but boy would they cry.

As for voting to go to war, I have the answer to that too,
let the world leaders fight it out, and get their just due.
I know one thing, if that were the case,
they would find a peaceful solution face to face.

Who am I to make these changes, why my name is Nate,
and you and all your friends can vote for me in 2008.