How come all your ex girlfriends,
run off and then get wed ?
Maybe its something you've done,
or maybe its words you never said.
I thought it would be fun,
to try and figure out why (?),
maybe they are no answers,
and we should let those sleeping dogs lie.
But I love a mystery,
discovering clues as they unfold,
deciphering the coded messages,
as the story gets told:
Let's start with your character,
although I've seen no flaws as yet,
in fact, you're so considerate,
you're the kindest man I've ever met !
Maybe you were miserly,
but you've bought me just everything,
started with the funny sunglasses,
includes a gold Cartier ring.
Maybe it was in the bedroom,
and your performances weren't so hot,
well I don't know what was wrong with them,
because honey - I know you hit the spot !
Maybe it was because of your dress sense,
that the girls gave you the boot,
but you look so cool and handsome,
in your Gucci shoes and Armani suit.
Maybe it was your religion,
they say that mixed marriages never last,
maybe they regret their decision,
maybe they regret their past.
Maybe they're feeling sorrow,
but I have no sympathy for their pain,
because I am so very, very happy,
that their loss has been my gain !
