[v1]
Well, I don't know where they get diamonds are a girls best friend
'Cause I really don't think thats true
And any girl who's endured as much heartache as me
Well I'm sure they'd know it too
[chorus]
'Cause when your heart's a hurtin'
And you're all alone
You ain't thinkin' bout diamond rings.
Your best friends are Ben n Jerry
And chocolate cake with cream cheese icing.
[v2]
Get a tub of Ben n' Jerry's
And some instant brownie mix
Sit down in front of your favorite movie
It just don't get better than this.
{chorus}
[v3]
So what if the next day you weigh
One or two pounds more
Thats the least of all your worries
After all that you've endured.
[bridge]
Double chocolate fudge brownie
And a bag of pistachios
Cause with each little bite of heaven
Your pain slowly goes
{chorus}
'Cause when your heart's a hurtin'
And you're all alone
You ain't thinkin' bout diamond rings.
Get a tub of Ben n' Jerry's
And some instant brownie mix
And watch all your pain
turn to pure bliss.
