Batman

This is abt my bf (don't ask, long story)

You know I think you could be Peter Pan, you'd look just great in tights,

But to see your true beauty shining through....just let me hit the lights!

Try on a bikini, I think you'd make a lovely girl,

But before you thank me for the great advice....just wait for me to hurl!

You know I think Batman's more your thing, or cat woman or superman,

But you can't possibly save all of the world...why don't you start with Pakistan?

Ever consider Cinderella, or the role of Juliet?

You stand on the stage, recite you lines, and I'll pretend we've never met!

You could always try a wedding dress and walk on down the aisle,

I'll stand in the crowd, trying hard not to laugh, attempting to force a smile..

I think you need a change in hairstyle, maybe you should dye it pink,

Hey loser, your actually listening to me? Are you stupid, can you not think?

I'm sorry if I hurt you, If I made you cry,

I really didn't mean it.....he, he, ain't I cute when I lie?