Nice, gonna have to try a few of those! ^_^

Umm well lets see....
"hellow cambletown circumcizion u flop em we chop em"

"hellow blacktoen city morge how may i help you"

(yelling)"hellow you have reached the residents of...(shut the fuk up kids im trying to leave a msg) the downs family plz leave a mag afta the...(ima gonna strangle you little cunts) beep thanks you"

hope you like em

It made me laugh how about having someone shout in the backgrond "Is that the person ur cheating on me with? give me the phone i'm going to kill that b***h!!!!"
- hope u like it

I THINK I'LL TRY THAT NEXT TIME MY BOYFRIEND CALLS.......LOL......WISH ME LUCK