A Life in the Day of Stephen

*My boyfriend wrote this haha

My name is Batman
And i dont like fat men
Bald people bug me
Just like a dislexic flea

There once was a man
Who liked to eat bran
Flakes
And cakes

This man was strange
He liked to rearange
His house
Thats woman work

This man is single
And likes many Pringles
He eats his non-fat chips
When he swings his hips

Everyone thinks he likes boys
Because he has many toys
In his house
And he weres a blouse

I like to sing in the shower
I feel like I then have power
Power do do what?
I dont know but i shall find out

I dont like it
When i get popsicles
That are orange
(Nothing rhymes with orange)

This is the best and greatest
Poem in the world -est
I know that I am not very good
At writing poetry but I do like food

Well I think that I am done
With all of this great fun
Im glad we got to talk
I hope it wasn\'t a shock

YO SOY FINISHED

*this was not Raychil this was her boyfriend-Stephen