When are you going to learn to talk?
I talk to you but all you do is balk.
Would it help if I got you some chalk?
You need to learn the language not gawk.
I thought you were smarter than a cat.
But I am starting to really doubt that.
I am thinking of trading you in for a bat.
The pictures talk but you just get fat.
Why can't you give me a freaking clue?
Is it more me or is it mostly about you?
If you don't start talking we're through.
I don't know what more I can really do.
I am not going to start chasing cars.
You never went with me to the bars.
You look at me like I am from Mars.
OK, we will go out and look at the stars.
