Listen here, buddy,
I'm in control.
If you don't like it,
Then go for a stroll.
There is more than one exit,
And I can give you directions.
I don't care what you think,
I don't need your objections.
I can get to be a b---h,
In two seconds flat.
I can also be a sweetheart,
There's no question of that.
But here's the bottom line,
It always goes my way.
Do what you like,
Just do as I say.
Written for bartenders everywhere. From a bartender whose seen quite a lot. So please give your respect to your local bartender. Especially when she only one working, and she's bouncing a fight by herself.
