The Illusion Of Utopia

Buy this product; it will make you happy.
Try on this new suit; it will enrich, too.
The American Dream; you will find serenity.
Sign on the dotted line; be done with you.

Storm the castle; Val Halla gives health.
Study hard; you will be rewarded treasure.
Take up your sword; cowards have no wealth.
Take a toke; enlightenment beyond measure.

Please be seated; take your number.
Operators are standing by; hold on.
All lines are busy; do not slumber.
Wait in line; give me your coupon.

Noon is check out time; maids await.
The earth is flat; no its round.
Your prince is here; learn your fate.
The die is cast; best game in town.

Choose the red pill; or the blue pill.
Horses are in the gate; watch please.
Meds are waiting; you know the drill.
Company attention; now stand at ease.