Cats Without Hats

Once upon a time there was a lost cat with no hat.
The cat in the hat didn't know anything about that.
He talked to Dr. Seuss and asked him what to do.
Dr. Seuss went to Dr. Freud and asked him, too.

Dr. Freud said that this is a most remarkable case.
I will confer with my associates to touch base.
The entire scientific community was up in arms.
They decided to enlist help from the funny farms.

The investigation into the matter lasted awhile.
They conferred with a convict using a nail file.
The convict referred them to his cousin Vinny.
Cousin Vinny went to see his little sister Jinny.

Jinny said maybe she is just gone in hiding.
The missing hat causes all her nail biting.
Maybe she is the missing Cheshire cat grinning.
Maybe she ate too much cat nip and is spinning.

Jinny said maybe we should just go ask Alice.
But nobody knew where Alice was at the Palace.
So Jinny just freaked totally out obsessing.
Which left everybody else just guessing.