Andrew wrote this one

I say you're a hick
And your friends live on farms
But what I wouldnt give
To have you in my arms

So many mile keep us apart
But nothing can come between
Two loving hearts

You call yourself fat
And I dont like that
But when I look in a mirror
I cant look back

You say the same about me
But I dont care
All I know is
I really love your hair

The way you drive me
Is crazy and berserk
But I keep seein myself
In my baggy white shirt

I really suck at this poetry thing
Youre so much better than me
And I really think youll see
After you read this
Youll really believe me

You can be such a b****
And let jon be one too
But ill whoop his @$s
And all of his crew

Ill do anything baby
To show you I care
And the distance between us
Is just so unfair

If I could have 3 wishes
1 would be you
to shower you in affection
and show you my love is true

2 would be youre love to fly around me like a dove
3 would be...
Well I really dont know

I think it would be
A couple steaks to go
1 for you and one for me
the we could go skeet skeet skeet