I think that I've lost my libido
It's upped sticks, shot the crow, gone to ground.
I've looked in the bathroom and under the bed
My libido's nowhere to be found!
Did somebody take it while I was asleep
If they didn't, well where is it now?
Is it lost now forever..the fault may be mine
For neglecting the poor thing somehow.
Has it run off to be with my hormones
They've been somewhat imbalanced for ages
Could it be that I've driven my sex drive away
Quite unknowingly and in small stages.
Oh god, how I miss my libido
I really don't know what to do
My husband is helping me look for it now
It seems that he's missing it too!!