Who's better than Who?

If i was a smart man
if i knew what to say
would i be much luckier
than i am today

if i had big muscles
if i had a huge chest
would that make me
better than the rest

if i was a word smith
if i used the right words
would i rule with the smarts
or roll with the nerds

if i was good looking
if i had a handsome face
would i know the true beauty
of the human race

if i suffered from money
if i had far too much
would my skin be to good
for the common hand to touch

if i was just another
if i were plainer than plain
would i have nothing to lose
and everything to gain