Once upon a time there was this big mud ball.
And on the big mud ball was a little mud ball.
The little mud ball became known as Adam.
Adam named things and said, "Hi, I'm, Adam".
Adam talked to things and called them names.
Adam would hear this voice and play games.
This voice told Adam that it was his friend.
It kept Adam from being lonely to the end.
The voice said Adam was from the mud ball.
It told Adam to name things big and small.
Adam decided he was alone on the mud ball.
He really didn't like that feeling at all.
One day he woke up and found something new.
He never seen "IT" before and named "IT", too.
He pointed right at "IT" and said, "You're Eve".
"IT" said, "Yeah, whose says, I am Eve".
"IT" terrified Adam because "IT" talked back.
Adam asked the voice to please take "IT" back.
The voice said no; You are stuck with "IT".
Adam asked, "But what do I do with "IT".
The voice said "IT" is a present deal with "IT".