We were on the phone
You were mad at your girlfriend
You told me I was a boyfriend stealer
And that's when you claimed me as your best friend
You told me that you went shopping
Told me you bought a tennis ball at the gallery
You told me you were walking home
And you named him Mr. Beefy
I started laughing and couldn't stop
Your friend accidentally made you lose him
So you told me you were about to cry
Mr. Beefy went over the gate and you lost him
I talking to your girlfriend the next day
And I told her the story
She laughed right away
And that's when she said you were gay
She said only you would cry over a tennis ball
And we didn't understand that was your best friend
Everyone else eventually found out
And then I was removed as your best friend.
*True story..the boy that said he was my best friend is still mad at me..all over a tennis ball...*
