I see him sitting there, munching on an orange and a pear.
I know what he will do next, and I know that we are all in serious danger.
Soon he will bust out his secret weapon and use it to kill an innocent stranger.
GOLLY GRANDPOP! I cry to the heavens in search of an answer.
That Bob Saggot will go to any lengths to plague the world with cancer.
I need to do something and i need to do it fast, because bob saggot is butt torturing that man and not much longer he will last.
I look in my pocket and pull out my gun, a blade, and a chinese throwing star.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Dam it, I need a weapon\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" i said as I drank beer from my mason jar.
"I got it" i said to myself as the plan came together in my head.
I will take the bullets out of my gun to distract bob saggot and use my shoe string to tie him to the bed.
I quickly carried out my plan but to no avail, Bob Saggot did not fall for my fool's plot.
"Plan B" i thought and i quickly said "whoa Bob, your wife is good in bed, we did it a lot."
Bob was instantly angered and he said "No man shall touch my lady".
He pulled out a locket with a picture and screamed in agony "She was gonna have my baby"haha Mr Saggot, you don't even have a wife, everyone knows you are a faggot."
I laughed as I tied him to the post of his bed, then i took out a lead pipe and struck him in the head.
I untied the man being tortured and he said thanks dude, I work for Chuck Norris and he definately is having a pool party where the chicks will be nude.
That is so scene I thought to myself and i was instantly in a good mood.
Not only did I save the world and go to a sexy pool party all in one night, but me and Chuck Norris became great friends, much to my delight.
Now i am partying every night and getting laid in every town, i am so rich I bought my lady friends all a dinner gown.
Next time I hit up a party with Chucky N come up and say hi, and we will tell u our super scene tale of when I saved the world and made Bob Saggot die!!!!!!!
