Big Bother

What is with T.V these days
that such rubbish should show
People locked in a garden?
Catastrophe, oh no!

Nicki with her tantrums
Richard with each view
Glyn with welsh mutterings
To name but a few

Arguments abounding
Complaining all day long
What's so entertaining
When did T.V go wrong

Everything's so big a deal
Sit back, chill, take heart
its a frickin T.V show
You knew this from the start!