Half and Half

This poem is still in the making
Half of each paragraph is sad
the second part will be funny

I awake to a bumpy start
That makes me feel so sick
Cause when i looked down my trousers
I saw i had a *ick

The fact that i had been kidnapped
I do not know where i am
But whats that fish that i can smell
And that hint of rotten ham

I felt so dirty and used
What do they want me for
Theres a noise behind me
That man is doing naughties on the floor

I feel so scared and afraid
But this feeling i hide inside
I can not show him whats happened
For i have a bigger manly side
(than him)

Not finished