I'm really confused now
I thought you decided to hate me?
But now you've called here crying
Tell me, how can this be?
You told me I pushed into your life
And that you didn't need me around
That all I did was make things worse
Though a solution, I always found
Then I had to choose
Between you and another friend
They were nicer and more loyal
But they also betrayed me in the end
You hated me after that day
Said I was a bad person
That I did nothing right
And made everyone's lives worsen
You spread horrible lies about me
And I told you off eventually
I felt so happy after that day
I felt relieved actually
But the other day you called me
Voice shaky and crying
Said your boyfriend broke up with you
And inside you were dying
You wanted me to help you
After all you put me through
Said we really weren't friends
But you didn't know what to do
And so I talked you through it
Told you all I could
You just said thanks and then hung up
Just like I figured you would
Then you came to my house
My sister invited you out of pity
And you went back to your old self
Acting all preppy and giddy
You gave me a hug and said you loved me
I just said I loved you too
Then you went back to being rude
Just like you used to do
You went back to being annoying
You even flirted with other guys
Even though you had just been crying
But I guess it's no surprise
So now I don't know what to think
I could never trust you as a friend
Sure I'll be here if you need a shoulder
But that is where our relationship ends.