Comical combustion

It's the new trend, get a new friend and gather together
It's a comical combustion when you all can laugh at the weather

It's a simple tragedy, laugh at me before you go point and whisper
I can tell you the best result is just to find something quicker

This above all matters is urgent, it's an emergency contact the surgeon
And put me under the knife for the first time, a metaphoricall virgin

A lyrically life I'm not learning, this simple the right from wrong
And don't ask me what inspired me to go and right this song.