by Courtney Jul 16, 2006
category :
Fun, humor /
about society
OK.. You will never believe this. So my friend and I were walking into a gas station to get some stuff. This lady walks up to me and says, "You look just like my daughter who died a few years ago". I was slightly confused so I turned to my friend and said, "Um.. thats kinda weird". Well then the lady continued, "I loved my daughter with all my heart, and I miss her so much. I want you to do me a favor. When I leave, will you please say bye mom? Just so that I feel better" I turned to my friend and gave her a weird look and she said, "Just do it". So I decided I would. The lady went up to the counter to buy her things. As she was leaving, I said, "bye mom..". The lady kept walking and didn't say anything to me. So I looked at my friend and said, "Well that seemed pretty pointless. She didn't even say anything back to me". So I moved on. I picked up the pack of gum and a candy bar that I wanted and I went to check out. The guy rang up my stuff and he said, "Your total is $27.56 ma'am" I said, "You must be kidding. All I have is a candy bar and a pack of gum" He said, "I know thats all you have. But your mother said you would pay for her stuff to." I said, "That's not my mother. She's not even here" So he said, "Yes she is. You said bye mom to that lady that just walked out. she said you were her daughter and you would pay for her" So I got angry. I left my stuff lay on the counter and I ran out the door. I saw the lady and I started chasing her. She saw me and she started running. She ran all the way to the bus stop. Right before she got on, she started begging me to leave her alone. She got down on her hands and knees and started pulling on my leg, just like I'm pulling yours right now..... |
by Robie Lincer
Hahahahha... that was sooo funnnyyy!!! lol |