One day and it was going dark
I was sitting on a bench in the park
Waiting for a person to pass by
So I can get myself extra cash and get myself high
But what went by was a cat
I was really hungry and it was fat
So I grabbed my knife and opened its throat
I bit it, and it was tasty, it tasted like left over gravy in the boat
Refrain:
My name is Bob, and I'm a hobo
In the winter, I rob some kid drinking hot coco
I'm sorta guilty of what Ive done was wrong
But, I'm sorry, I was drunk when I wrote this song
So I went home that night
On the side walk, I saw this girl in leather tights
And, I said "Ooh! Baby sweet honey!"
But, when I went up to her, her face was like Bugs Bunny
After that I wanted to die
That chick made me wanna to try
To make a song and sing
So I wrote this forsaken thing
