Oh, when i was little, i had this funny day,
I made up a game, i played in such a funny way.
I jumped off the settee and landed on my bum,
I ran into the kitchen and flew into my mum.
She shouted at me and sent me off to my bed,
I did another almighty jump and landed on my head.
I looked in the mirror, on my head a glowing red lump.
I showed my mum, she said 'you must have had a nasty bump'.
Tomorrow I'm going to be a bridesmaid for my auntie pat
And shes going to make me wear a silly stupid hat.
I hate them silly nasty things
I'd rather wear some stupid fairy wings!
What shall i do, i shouldn't have been so silly,
Now I've got to wear a hat....
....for the wedding of auntie pat and uncle billy
I'd just like to tell you i wrote this one when i was 10 years old and it was published in an amature poets anthology in 1998
