Whoa, now if there is such a thing as good creepy, I find it encapsulated in these few lines. I'd like to brush it off and say "aw, how cute," But I'm afraid...

Loved the graphic imagery. that thing about the eyes and the spoon, common, but well put. altogether I give it a 5/5!! Great job!

Thanks for appreciating my work.
I read this work of your and the first few lines were exactly the same with the essay I wrote long time back.I thought it was the same...but its not.
Yours is straightforward true and the comical effect was awesome.I hope I can write like that!