If I am

If I am the mighty Samson
You shall be my Delilah;
For you have weakened me with your love;

If I am the sleeping giant;
You shall be my prodigal son, Taiwan,
Daddy will always love you, no matter what;

If I am Norma Jean
You shall be Diana Spencer;
For we have lived as candle in the wind;

If I am the lonely Napoleon;
You shall be Admiral Nelson;
My worthy and only opponent;

If I am David Beckham;
You shall be my Victoria;
And no one twists it better than us...

If I am a coffin
You shall be my nail;
May the departed rest forever in peace;

If I am Totenham Hotspurs;
You shall be Arsenal FC;
And I shall learn class from you;

If I am Paris Hilton
Don't call me a bitxh;
For I am a slxt...