January......I married
Febuary......I screwed
March......I *beach* slapped
April......I ate
May......I stole from
June......I kissed
July......I killed
August......I lied to
Septmeber......I choked
October......I played wit
November......I watched
December......I love
*! The day you were born !*
1......a spork
2......my friends pants
3......myself
4......a football player
5......a hobo
6......P. Diddy
7......a lawn gnome
8......my dog
9......my bestfriend bf or gf
10....a banna
11....a ruler
12....an ipod
13....my neighbor
14....a sandwhich
15....a goat
16....a pickle
17....bigfoot
18....a spoon
19....a monkey
20....a mexican
21....a ninja
22....a fireman
23....a noodle
24....a gangster
25....1,000 people
26....yo mama
27....an alien
28....a squirrel
29....my science teacher
30....my true love
31....my uncle
*! Color of your shirt !*
White......b/cz dat how i roll
Black......b/cz dat *beach* took my taco
Pink......b/cz i\'m in love
Red......b/cz the voices told me to
Blue......b/cz i\'m sexy and i do what i want
Green......b/cz i hate myself
Purple......b/cz i can
Gray......b/cz i keep it gangsta
Yellow....b/cz some one offered me a million bucks
Orange......b/cz i hate my family
Other......b/cz i was high
Maroon......b/cz i was drunk
Teal......b/cz it was illegal
Brown......b/cz i\'m emo
Caramel......b/cz Charlie told me to
Striped......b/cz your hot mom said so
None......b/cz i\'m cool like dat
Bathing Suit......b/cz i\'m so sexy and I freak like no other
