There once was in a little boy named Scotty Kindergarten and his homework was to learn the alphabet, he went to his mom who was on the telephone and said, mom, Wat's the first letter of the alphabet? and his mom said, S**T UP!!!!so then he went to his dad who was watching a football game and said, dad, Wat's the second letter of the alphabet and he said yes!yes!yes! and so then he goes to his little brother Sammy who was watching batman and he said, Sammy, Wat's the third letter of the alphabet and he said, i am batman!! and so then he goes to his drunk uncle tom who was taking out the garbage and he said, uncle tom, Wat's the 4th letter of the alphabet and he said, in the garbage, in the garbage!!
the next day of school his teacher asked him, scotty Wat's the first letter of the alphabet and he said S**T UP and so she said, young man, would u like to o 2 the principals office and he said, YES YES YES! so then the principle said, i hear you've been giving your teacher a hard time, Wat's your name son? and he said, I AM BATMAN!!! so then th principal said, OK iv had enough, were do u live? and then scotty said, in the garbage in the garbage!!!!
