Barbie

Alright there is a guy and he was working REALLY late every nite and rarely EVER sees his family. It's the nite's b4 his daughters b-day (witch is 7 years old) and he remembers that he didn't get her a present. So he runs to the toy store and in the window he sees 5 Barbie's for sale! The sign read " Soccer Barbie $19.99, Beach Barbie $19.99, Celebrity Barbie $19.99, Swimming Barbie $19.99, and Divorce Barbie $399.99." He goes in the store and asks the guy at the front why all the other bribes are 20 bucks except for the Divorce Barbie. The salesclerk said b/c the Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture,...................................etc.