I Love Being Italian

I love that I'm Italian
This I will admit
Sure, we aren't perfect
But then again, who is?

We have big appetites
And we talk with our hands
We spank our children with spoons
Never pots or pans

The men will say, "Ciao bella!"
And the women, "Ciao bello!"
We are very friendly people
And will always say, "Hello!"

We do have our tempers
That I cannot lie
We don't mean to cause any problems
We just want our pie

Being Italian has its ups and downs
But I wouldn't change it a bit
I love being Italian
It's awesome, and that's it!