Clown

Plan for today and my future in the! Wait for it,
THE CIRCUS will be secured!
My desire is to become the BEST balloon tying, unicycle riding, face painting, pickle juggling, pie throwing, water squirting, ostrich riding, stilt walking, clown the Barnum & bailey circus has ever seen! That was a mouth full

But for me to become a skilled compelling kinkier (that’s circus performer for all of you that aren’t up with the circus lingo) I must stick to daily schedules that involve ruthless acts of nerve, mind blowing tricks and courageous stunts

A typical day in the life of hard working kinkier like me includes:
o Waking up at 5am and having nutritious breakfast that includes eggs, bacon pancakes with ice cream and a side of French toast. Yes life is hard
o then from 6 until 8 I feed and groom the lions and tigers
o from 8- 10 I practice my animal balloon tying skills
· from 10-11 I tame ostriches
· from 11-12 I practice throwing pies
· at 12 I stop for a quick lunch break
· and start preparing my unicycle performance
· at 2-4 I attend a clown lingo class
· from 4-5 I practice walking on stilts while juggling
· at 5 I take face painting classes
· and at 6 I pre pair a humorous skit with my clown buddy Yankee Dan frosty, and the bearded lady.
· At 7-7:30 I practice riding around in a Super small car, and walking in super sized clown shoes.
· And just before I go to bed I perform under the big top with the rest of the circus: including the flying trapeze artists, pony riding people, the lion tamers, midgets, the other clowns, the guy with 2 heads and the bearded lady
· Some days I even entertain at children’s birthday parties

PT Barnum once said clowns are the pegs on which the circus hangs, and if you don’t know who pt Barnum is you should , he is the founder of Barnum and Baileys circus.

Some day I hope to be the next big thing just like good old weary Willie, coco the clown or Ronald McDonald.

So as you can see, if I want to fulfill my dream of becoming the BEST balloon tying, unicycle riding, face painting, pickle juggling, pie throwing, water squirting, ostrich riding, stilt walking, clown the Barnum & bailey circus has ever seen I must plan for today and my future in the circus will be secured.

Practice technique A professional clown, while traveling in the wilds of an uncharted jungle, was taken captive by cannibals, along with the rest of his party. Although the other members of his party were taken away to be boiled in the cannibals’ stew, the clown was taken to the outskirts of the village by the chief of the cannibals and released. “I’m grateful, but I don’t understand why you’re releasing me?” The Chief looked at the clown and said, “Clowns taste funny.”