The Perfect Man

I want a perfect man
As perfect as can be
I want a perfect man
Just one for me

He will be sweet and sincere
And tend to my every need
Without asking why
And letting me take the lead

He will be muscular
But sensitive too
My perfect man will clean my car
And vacuum every room

I know I couldn't possibly
Get all these quality's together my way
For I know the depressing truth..
The perfect man is gay