Soo Funny

by Misz Luving You   Aug 8, 2006


This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its not mine but i hope you enjoy.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every
once in a while the lights would turn off.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out,
and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

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  • 18 years ago

    by SadKuteAngel

    Hahah thTS funni

  • 18 years ago

    by lauracampbell

    Hahahaha :p the nun looked :p teehee!

  • 18 years ago

    by Choose xX Alex Xx Life

    Loved it lol brilliant :):)

    :):):):) will ya comment on some of my poems please i like as much feedback as poss thnx hunni xxxx alex xxxx