My Adventure with Bob/Johnny the Turtle

The world's un-even
I could swear this room's on a hill
And as I climb up it
My senses come close to 'nill
The colors are blending
Blue and pink make Purple
And I don't know what to do
As I almost step on a little turtle

I pick it up and name it bob
And continue on my journey
It's not too long before bob hears of this
And we're joined by Joe the Attorney
Two turtles with the same name
And neither will admit he's Rob
Court only just starts out
When we learn Bob 2 is in the mob
It was a curious little incident
The kiss of death from a Rubber Ducky
The little quacks it made to explain
And it turns out his kiss is lucky

Our dear bob changed his name
To Johnny Gillywigs Hobstoper the third
Later he'd become a famous actor
In the end his title was really earned

We continued up the hill
With Johnny talking non-stop
And I almost tripped on a branch
When I realized we were at the top
Looking over the rest of the room
It really was kind of funny
Standing on top of a bunk bed
And looking over an army made out of bunnies
Polly the pink dove in there lead
She flew up to ask for our surrender
Johnny got carried away at this point
I still don't understand why he screamed "NEVER"

And so we split out of that room
With rabbits on Johnny's tail
I have no tail of my own
I just figured I might as well share
But now were cornered in the kitchen
And I wish Johnny would shut up
Then I'm handed a cake and to my surprise
I find out it's Johnny's birthday from a near by cup.

And so we should all cheer
For the Johnny the Turtle
He really deserves all you can give
By the way his favorite pop-sickle is murple

(Please give him some for his birthday)