YOU'RE GOING TO WORK & I'M STILL DRUNK

5:09 a.m. now
i've got to take a piss
refill my drink

you'll be gone before i get there
the other shoe will never hit the fan

5:12 a.m. now
i've got to get to sleep
smoke a cigarette

you'll be gone before i get there
the other shoe will never hit the fan

5:19 a.m. now
the television says "crisis averted"
but, i'm not so sure