My Mushroom Kingdom Rap

*I'm sorry, but I have to say this before any one else reads this. I know this is not very good, but that's the way I wanted this to be written. I know the rhyming sucks, I'm not good at 'funny' poems. I just really wanted to write a rap about Mario and the gang, okay?

Hey, where's Mario?
Hey, where's Mario?
Mario, we need you now,
Bowser is on the prowl,
We can hear his belly growl,
Mario, we need you now,
Grab Bowser's tail and swing him around,
Round and round you go, now let go and hit the ground.
Mario, we need you now,
Princess Peach has a bowl of pasta ready,
Hurry over to fill up your big round belly!

Hey, where's Luigi?
Hey, where's Luigi?
Luigi, we need you now,
Mario's getting all the credit,
Show them that you've got merit,
Luigi, we need you now,
Oops! Was that Bowser?!
Come on, Luigi, use that Fire Flower!
Luigi, we need you now,
Mario's heading over to get some pasta,
Hurry over before Mario eats it all, sucka'!

Hey, where's Peach?
Hey, where's Peach?
Peach, we need you now,
Are you giving us the cold shoulder,
Oh, I see Bowser has slung you over his shoulder!
Peach, we need you now,
Show those boys you ain't no helpless dame,
Pluck up a veggie and show them your game,
Peach, we need you now,
The boys are coming over for pasta,
Wait, that's not pizza sauce, that's hot salsa!

Hey, where's Yoshi?
Hey, where's Yoshi?
Yoshi, we need you now,
Have you broken out of your shell?
Mario needs some help, I think he fell...
Yoshi, we need you now,
You're the cutest little dinosaur ever,
But I don't think I've seen I tongue like that ever!
Yoshi, we need you now,
Everyone's going for pasta at Peach's place,
But I know you'd rather have a melon in your face!

Hey, Mushroom, Star Man, Magic Cape,
Oops, don't even wanna mention that ape!

Vegetable, Bob-Omb, Cheep-Cheeps, Hey!
Here they are, all piled in the way!

Koopa, Goomba, don't forget Boo,
Don't you know they all have it in for you?!

Chain-Chomp, Bullet-Bill, and of course the Toadstools,
Hey, watch it, there all acting like fools!