You're So Vain.

Why do u have to be so vain?!
I wish u would stop causing me all this pain.

You're such a jerk.
Stop making me hurt!

How can u flirt wit her when u have me?
Ur pissing me off, can't u see?!

I can't stand the way ur being.
If u don't stop soon, I'll pack my stuff up and be leaving.

I can't believe ur so frigging vain!
You're driving me insane!