Shut the toilet door;
Hide the keys;
No one will know of the stench;
No one will spot the stains;
Hail my survival instincts;
Hail my intelligence;
I had no outstanding skills;
But i thrived on politicking;
Backstabing and Manupulating;
I conceal my faults with ease;
I am the master of veiling my mistakes;
I skillfully hide them;
In the darkest corners;
And even god will forgive me;
I mask my selfishness,
For I play the good man pretty well;
Sometimes I am the innocent victim;
But I take credit for the hard work
of others;
I lay blame on the weaker party;
And I kill all complainants;
Brand them trouble makers;
Put them behind bars;
Banish them from society;
Cheap politics or survival skills;
What ever it is, whatever it does;
I am not the victim;
Intelligence or just plain dirty;
What ever it maybe;
It has always been my pleasure;
Please bear with me at your expense...
Justice is available at the right price;
and opportunities are everywhere;
But only mean for intelligent beings and the influential man
The best shall ultimately survive...
Dedicated to Kiasu Ron,
(cheers assxole ...we adore you)